white girls can’t wear bindis because in sixth grade one time i was dropped off at school by my aunt who was wearing a bindi at the time and some girl’s mom whispered to her friend how she would never let her daughter play with me because my family had probably been happy about 9/11 and then four years later that daughter showed up to school wearing a bindi as part of her “”“boho”“” look
Hey Auburn students,
I’m not sure how much truth there is to this, but there was a threat written on a bathroom stall in Lowder that threatened a shooting on campus tomorrow (April 16th). No matter how true or false this threat is, everyone please be safe on campus tomorrow, okay?
when you stay up all night and realize its morning
You don’t deserve to get married if you cheat on your soon-to-be-wife at your bachelor party because it’s your “last night as a single man,” motherfucker please. You haven’t been single since the day you asked for her heart and for you to throw it out for a “final night of freedom” as an excuse just makes you an undeserving disgraceful bastard. I hope she leaves you and you end up spending the rest of your life alone.
I’m scared because I don’t know if she’s kidding or not